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Coffee Break Chuckles
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06-07-2011, 10:30 AM
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-09-2011, 02:49 PM
Post: #32
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car." "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident." Couple of insurance claim reports! prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-10-2011, 01:58 PM
Post: #33
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment." Insurance claim again! ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-13-2011, 02:44 PM
Post: #34
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-14-2011, 11:41 AM
Post: #35
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◦Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" ◦Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-15-2011, 12:09 PM
Post: #36
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◦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" ◦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." ◦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" ◦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." ◦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?" ◦Witness: "'Winchester' prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-16-2011, 04:33 PM
Post: #37
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-17-2011, 01:20 PM
Post: #38
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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◦Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?" ◦Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work." prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-22-2011, 10:29 AM
Post: #39
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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06-23-2011, 01:03 PM
Post: #40
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RE: Coffee Break Chuckles
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s so sad when you see them wearing dark glasses, with streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers and you realise they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot ![]() prompt payer - generating business ![]() |
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